Slippery Slope

We can't show you this error message because you might get distracted from your cat pictures. And then you'd start thinking about dogs. And when you think about dogs, you remember what happened to Old Yeller. And when you remember what happened to Old Yeller, you decide to drop by the pet store. And when you drop by the pet store, you decide to buy a fish. And when you get home and set up the fishtank, you electrocute yourself. And then you'd be dead and not able to read this error message.

Snark/3.0 (Unix) NoCrypt/1.0a Server at Port 80